![]() If your aunt runs away to get married on Valentine’s Day, what can you call her? Antelope.What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day? I lava you a lot.What kind of flowers should you not give out for Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers.What do you write in a Valentine's Day card for a slug? Be my Valen-slime.What did the caveman give his Valentine? Lots of ughs and kisses.What did one bee say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love bee-ing with you!.What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love you watts and watts.What did one whale say to the other on Valentine's Day? Whale you be mine?.What did one sheep say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love ewe.What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? I'm stuck on you.What did the rabbit say on Valentine's Day? Some-bunny loves you!.What flower gives the most kisses on Valentine's Day? Tulips.What did the chef give his sweetheart? A hug and a quiche.Where did the hamburger take their sweetheart to celebrate Valentine's Day? A meatball.What did the ghost say to their Valentine? You look boo-tiful.What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine's Day? You're one-in-a-melon!.What did the baker say to his wife on Valentine's Day? I'm dough-nuts about you.Why do skunks love Valentine's Day? Because they're very scent-imental.What did one cat say to the other on Valentine's Day? I think you're purr-fect.What do farmers give for Valentine's Day? Lots of hogs and kisses.What did one strawberry say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love you berry much.What did one squirrel say to the other on Valentine's Day? I'm nuts about you.Why is Valentine's Day a good day for a party? Because you can really party hearty.Owl who? Owl be your Valentine if you'll have me! Arthur who? Arthur any chocolates left for me? Howard who? Howard you like to be my Valentine? Frank who? Frank you for being my friend, Valentine! Not only are these kid-friendly jokes and Valentine’s Day riddles worth re-telling, but they make the perfect addition to any Valentine's Day card or gift given by or to your little one. A box of chocolates, some conversation hearts, or a bright-red, heart-shaped lollipop are all tasty treats, but a V-Day joke that includes a pun about light bulbs? Well, that's a gift that keeps on giving. Traditional Valentine's Day gifts pale in comparison to the gift of a hearty (not to mention heartfelt) laugh. ![]() 14 is the perfect opportunity to share a joke or a silly riddle that will make your kiddo smile from ear to ear. ![]() Whether you have a budding comedian on your hands who wants to include a joke in every single card they hand out at school, or your kids just really appreciate a good gaffe, these Valentine's Day jokes for kids are a hilariously sweet way to celebrate the holiday.
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